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2 hours ago

I’d probably bite someone’s head off right now. That’s just who I am this week.

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via oh-itsjustcole)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via oh-itsjustcole)

14 hours ago

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via approach-ing)

14 hours ago

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via approach-ing)

14 hours ago

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via approach-ing)

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

(via approach-ing)